PADDY barack o’bama PAYS A VISIT TO HIS ANCESTRAL IRISH HOME AND LIFTS A GUINESS OR TWO: WILL HE NEXT CLAIM ANCESTRY WITH THE JEWS OF ETHIOPIA?

In order to gather enough money and ethnic people with money to support his re-election (God ForBid), obama has traveled to Ireland to the town of Moneygall(how appropriate), in County Offaly, Midlands, Ireland purported to be the home of his great-great-great grandfather, Foulmouth Kearney, the son of a shoemaker. Part of the family emigrated to the United States in 1850 and ultimately settled in Kansas. Is it possible, that the American Irish may not have gone all out for o’bama in 2008 and he believes that this Hadj might be a way to win them over in 2012? According to his promoters, o’bama was received with open arms, hugs, kisses and tee shirts. His presence also helped recoup some needed Euros for this economically riddled country. True to his Irish ancestry o’bama hoisted a few Guinness’ with his “cousin” Henry Heally at Ollie Haye’s Pub, and Joe Donovan, a farmer and funeral director, who also happens to own the ancestral digs, cleaned it up for the homecoming. Paddy hussein o’bama showed his teeth, read expertly from the teleprompters and wowed the audience who were overjoyed in having one of their own return for a sojourn to the old sod.

So, obama’s recent speech that had the potential of moving at least 3/4 of the American Jewish population out of his corner along with their money, was initially recanted with the spin/suggestion that he had been misunderstood. I for one heard him loud and clear, and Prime Minister Netanyahu certainly did likewise, considering his response. Then obama, carney and the rest of the flunkies said that everyone in the world had been saying that Israeli borders must return to what they were pre 1967 war At least that is true for everyone in the arab world. I would guess that his next trip will be to Israel to visit his Ethiopian Jewish relatives who emigrated first from Kisumu, Kogelo in western Kenya to Ethiopia some hundreds of years ago where mud hut living was the norm and not the exception. At one time the population of black Ethiopian Jews numbered in the millions, reduced by slavery and slaughter to the thousands. By virtue of Menachim Begin’s request of the Ethiopian dictator Mengistu Haile Mariam, some two hundred black Jews were released to Israel in 1977

So when and if obama ever visits his “family’s” acquired ancestral home of Israel. (Operation Moses II), he will undoubtedly get the same reception as he got in Ireland. He could hoist a few schnapps with Zayde Moshe, sit down to a meal of gribbinitz, schmaltz and stuffed peppers with Mimi Michelle and the whole mispochah and hopefully sell a few tee shirts along the way. Look for this food to be required to be served in American school lunchrooms. Once his Jewish roots have been established, he might wish to get a walk on cameo role in the movie Godfather VIII and eat a lot of take out Chinese. We know how he stands with muslims, but he and his advisers may have to work a bit harder to convince people that Gandhi was a distant cousin.