FORMER OHIO GOVERNOR strickland ACCUSES ROMNEY OF FIRING RUDOLPH, DANCER AND PRANCER: LATTER THREE HAVE APPLIED FOR UNEMPLOYMENT AND ARE ALREADY RECEIVING FOOD STAMPS

In a display of bizarre partisanship, and with a grin that only a fellow imbecile could love, former Ohio Governor, strickland suggested that soon to be elected President, Mitt Romney, was capable of firing Santa’s reindeer and outsourcing the elves. Rudolph, Dancer and Prancer, who already are collecting unemployment have applied for food stamps, because the persistent downturn in the economy has projected devastating losses for the TOY Industry and the little Christian children who so look forward to the gifts they receive during Christmas. On the other hand, Donder, Blitzen and the rest of the team, being more conservative, have decided to look for employment from business people who truly believe that they can succeed without and fail with government intervention. There has been a mild denial that Dancer and Prancer are engaged to be married, but in truth are awaiting a North Pole decision regarding the possibility.

If anyone believes these comments are strange, I suggest you watch the video of strickland’s diatribe given last night at the opening of the dnc convention over and over again. If that’s all they have got, GOD help the United States of America. Oh! my, I forgot, the dnc has already removed the word GOD from the convention and their platform in an attempt to reproduce everything that led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Can’t wait for Fluck to speak!

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