obama RESIGNS THE PRESIDENCY! IS THIS A DREAM OR ……..NIGHTMARE?

While preparing to address a $38,500 plate dinner in Chicago attended by “rich folks”, obama suddenly announced his resignation as President without offering any reason for doing so. I wonder what one gets for dinner for that amount of money. Perhaps roasted LIES, broiled FRAUD with GLAZED STUPIDITY FOR DESSERT. Just shortly before he was to take the podium, the chief executive received news that a former White House staff member who has chosen to remain nameless for the time being, outed him regarding the truth about his place of birth, medical history and so many answers to questions that obama has reportedly spent thousands of dollars to conceal.

This former staff member, who had been reportedly high up in the administrative food chain, had leaked to Fox News that ” had just become tired of the lies and being a part of all of the fraud perpetrated upon the American people.” He or she, the sex of the person, not being released, apparently submitted unquestionable evidence of obama’s Kenyan birth, and revealed how the birth certificate, finally released in April of this year, had been forged using sophisticated computer software. Additionally, the manner in which the facade had been created, that ultimately provided the background for obama’s candidacy was underwritten by a group of Chicago politicians with financial help from george soros. When it was made clear to the Saudis, well prior to September 11, 2001, and two decades before, that they could be part of a grand scheme that would place a muslim into the White House, they agreed to finance the sum total of his education.

The thousand page document, soon to be released to the public, reportedly will outline obama’s history and movements from the time he left Indonesia to his run for the presidency. Also included will be the reasons for obama’s trips to Indonesia, where he held citizenship and to Afghanistan, to date for purposes unknown, during the 1980s while traveling on British and Indonesian passports. Included will be notations regarding the true agenda for destroying the economy of the United States, and turning it into a socialized state on par with some European nations, as designed by Chicago liberals and radicals involved with the education of our youth.

Although Air Force One transported the former president to Chicago for what was originally intended as both a birthday celebration and a “soak the rich” fund-raiser, the pilots refused to move the giant U.S. Jet from OHare airport once he abdicated, forcing obama to charter a private jet owned by a corporation that had, in the past, contributed heavily to his campaigns. It is believed that the plane’s flight plan indicated that its destination was to be Nicaragua where Chavez might offer him asylum. Fifty cartons of cigarettes, and a year’s supply of BIG MACs, FRIES and SHAKES were believed to be part of the cargo loaded on the jet.

The issue quickly came up as to whether both pelosi and reid, who personally vetted obama were complicit and should be charged with fraud. It might be worthwhile for someone to look into any questionable Nevada real estate or possibly have unopened liquor returned from the former speaker’s jet cache. deals In the meantime both were excused and excluded from any further House or Senate activities until everything was resolved.

Joe Biden insisted upon being sworn in on a commuter train traveling from Washington to Delaware, but refused to come out from hiding in the bar car until Secret Service personnel assured him that neither Hobbits nor “Tea Party-Terrorists” (his words and in no way original) would be in attendance for the ceremony. Conservative journalists were quick to point out that while Biden probably had no agenda to intentionally destroy this country, he has never had an original thought unless it contained one or more four letter words.

THEN THE ALARM WENT OFF AT 6:AM!!!!!IT QUICKLY BECAME APPARENT THAT THE DREAM WAS OVER AND THE NIGHTMARE WOULD CONTINUE UNTIL NOVEMBER 2012 WHEN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD PROVIDE BOTH THE hope AND change NEEDED BY REMOVING obama AND THE VILEST OF THE democrats seeking RE-ELECTION BY VOTING all OF THEM OUT OF OFFICE.8

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